Is Jesus On Fire?

Fire man!Every morn­ing before my daugh­ter heads to kinder­garten I read her a Bible sto­ry. This morn­ing I read some­thing Jesus said and asked her if there was any­thing she did­n’t under­stand.

“Well.… where was Jesus when he said this?”

“In Israel. Why?”

“I was won­der­ing if he was on earth or in heav­en when he said it.”

“He was on earth, hon­ey.”

And then my three-year old son said, “Or on fire.”

That’s almost cer­tain­ly not as fun­ny to you as it was to me, but I present it here for your con­sid­er­a­tion. When­ev­er Jesus said some­thing, he was either in heav­en, on earth, or on fire.

Change The University, Change The World

Aerial Shot of Stanford CampusI just added a new PDF to my grow­ing list of essays and Bible stud­ies: Change the Uni­ver­si­ty, Change the World. I wrote it for my sem­i­nary’s alum­ni mag­a­zine, Rap­port, in 2008.

It looks so much more pro­fes­sion­al than all my oth­er stuff — it’s amaz­ing what an edi­tor and some graph­ic design can do to make con­tent sparkle. 🙂

I’ll be putting some more essays up soon. Thanks to all who have tak­en the time to give me feed­back in the com­ments sec­tion of my blog, on Face­book notes, and on Google Buzz. I appre­ci­ate it very much.

Half of All Marriages Do NOT End In Divorce

IMG_9474Recent­ly I heard it again, “Half of all mar­riages end in divorce.”

I want­ed to take my lap­top and hurl it through a win­dow. It’s hard to be sure what the divorce rate in Amer­i­ca is, but it’s not 50%.

Here’s how the mis­lead­ing notion came about: one year some­one noticed that there had been 1,200,000 divorces and 2,400,000 mar­riages. Not think­ing clear­ly, this per­son con­clud­ed that 50% of all mar­riages end in divorce. And not think­ing clear­ly, our whole cul­ture agreed.

The error is hard to see, so per­haps an exam­ple will help. Imag­ine that there were 100,000 births and 50,000 deaths in one year. Would you con­clude that half of all peo­ple die?

Clear­ly not. And that high­lights the prob­lem: although it seems like you’re com­par­ing apples and apples, you’re real­ly com­par­ing apples and apple wedges. The real ques­tion is: if 10,000 peo­ple get mar­ried in 2010, how many will remain mar­ried until part­ed by death? And the answer is: we won’t know until 5,000 peo­ple are dead.

For a bet­ter per­spec­tive on this, see the 2005 NY Times arti­cle Divorce Rate: It’s Not As High As You Think. For a con­trary view, see the nor­mal­ly reli­able Straight Dope which main­tains that the 50% fig­ure is rea­son­able.

I’ll give you a thought exper­i­ment just to mess with your mind: sup­pose I pull in $10,000 a month and that my expens­es are $5,000 a month. Half of all my income ends up divorced from my wal­let. Am I in good finan­cial shape or bad finan­cial shape? Why is your reac­tion to this sto­ry dif­fer­ent than your reac­tion to a sto­ry claim­ing there are 100,000 mar­riages in a month and 50,000 divorces in a month? And why do we pre­fer to say that half of all mar­riages end in divorce rather than observ­ing that twice as many peo­ple are get­ting mar­ried as are get­ting divorced?

Any­way, that’s what I have to say about that. I have lit­tle doubt that Amer­i­can mar­riages are fac­ing great pres­sure and that for a num­ber of rea­sons the divorce rate is dis­turbing­ly high — but it’s not 50%.

Why Jesus?

a dilemmaI men­tioned I’d be adding more writ­ings to my list of essays and Bible stud­ies. I’ve just uploaded an essay called Why Jesus?

I wrote it to give away to guests who come to our wor­ship meet­ings. It’s rel­a­tive­ly short (about 3,600 words). In it I high­light three sim­ple rea­sons to believe in God and then show the read­er how to decide whether Jesus is indeed the way to God that he claimed to be.

I have some more stuff on my hard dri­ve I’ll put up here even­tu­al­ly.

Stuff I’ve Written

ManuscriptI’ve final­ly put up a col­lec­tion of essays and Bible stud­ies that I’ve writ­ten. I’ve been com­pos­ing them off and on for years, usu­al­ly in response to ques­tions I receive from stu­dents.

I have more hid­den away in the recess­es of my hard dri­ve. I’ll add them to the list as I have time.

I hope you find them help­ful. Feel free to share them with oth­ers or use them for any non­com­mer­cial pur­pos­es.

An Unofficial Response to Westboro Baptist Church

The noto­ri­ous West­boro Bap­tist Church is hold­ing a protest at Stan­ford this Fri­day (see a good sum­ma­ry at Fiat Lux: why here, their iden­ti­ty, their beliefs, their legal his­to­ry). In response, the Stan­ford com­mu­ni­ty is plan­ning a counter-ral­ly at the same time and place as West­boro’s protest.

A group of Chris­t­ian min­istries signed a joint state­ment oppos­ing West­boro, but the Stan­ford Dai­ly has appar­ent­ly declined to pub­lish it (at least, I can’t find it in the online paper). Per­haps it will appear soon (UPDATE: it was pub­lished in the op-ed sec­tion the day after I put this post up). But in case it does not, I would like to give my own per­son­al response to them here. The offi­cial state­ment was designed to gar­ner sup­port from sev­er­al dif­fer­ent min­istries, but what fol­lows is lan­guage that no one else but me has signed off on. Con­se­quent­ly, it is con­sid­er­ably more direct.

I think West­boro Bap­tist Church is crazy. I also think it is unwise to hold a ral­ly oppos­ing a group which thrives on con­flict. Atten­tion is the drug they crave. They have become a recur­ring nation­al news sto­ry mere­ly because of their abil­i­ty to draw crowds and media.

I refuse to protest them, and I also refuse to ignore them. I am in no way ambiva­lent about their pres­ence on cam­pus: what they are doing is wrong. It heaps shame upon Christ and it caus­es peo­ple made in God’s image to expe­ri­ence an alien­at­ing anguish. I believe that prayer is the most effec­tive pos­si­ble response to this sit­u­a­tion. I, my min­istry, and sev­er­al oth­er Chris­t­ian groups at Stan­ford will hold a prayer meet­ing while the protest is going on at which we will ask God to con­vict West­boro mem­bers of their sin and lead them to repen­tance.

So yeah. That’s what one preach­er thinks about their pres­ence.

What Does The Bible Require of a Church?

Agios NikolaosAn alum­na of my min­istry recent­ly sent me an email ask­ing what the Bib­li­cal require­ments of a church were. I thought about it for a bit, and this is what I came up with. I’m sure the list of require­ments that I have below is incom­plete, and I wel­come sug­ges­tions for improve­ment.

But if you, like my for­mer stu­dent, are look­ing for a church home then med­i­tate on these points.

Here’s the email I sent her.


What does the Bible require of a church? Prob­a­bly not the things you expect. The Bible doesn’t require that a church meets on Sun­day morn­ing (although it does set that as the pat­tern: Acts 20:7; 1 Cor 16:2), nor does it require that a ser­mon be the cen­ter­piece of the meet­ing (although that is cer­tain­ly one way of ful­fill­ing the cri­te­ria of Bib­li­cal teach­ing below).

The most impor­tant thing that God requires of a church is that it be built upon the con­fes­sion of Jesus as God’s Son and Christ (Matthew 16:16–18; 1 Cor 3:10–11). What this means prac­ti­cal­ly is that Christ is the cen­ter of the church and is the focus of its activ­i­ties.

The church should be engaged in per­suad­ing unbe­liev­ers to become dis­ci­ples of Jesus (Matthew 28:18–20; 2 Tim­o­thy 2:2; 2 Tim­o­thy 4:5), which the Great Com­mis­sion defines as bap­tiz­ing them and teach­ing them to obey Christ. Dis­ci­ple­mak­ing also includes tak­ing sin seri­ous­ly and dis­ci­plin­ing impen­i­tent believ­ers (Matthew 18:15–20; 1 Corinthi­ans 5:1–13; 1 Tim­o­thy 5:19–20; Titus 3:9–11).

The church should meet reg­u­lar­ly and the meet­ings should be encour­ag­ing (Hebrews 10:24–25). The encour­age­ment should not come just from the min­istry lead­ers – the com­mu­ni­ty as a whole should be one that strength­ens you. Here is a rep­re­sen­ta­tive list of pas­sages describ­ing how those in the church ought to treat one anoth­er.

  • Greet one anoth­er 2 Corinthi­ans 13:12
  • Show hos­pi­tal­i­ty to one anoth­er 1 Peter 4:9
  • Hon­or one anoth­er Romans 12:10
  • Live in har­mo­ny with one anoth­er Romans 12:16
  • Serve one anoth­er Gala­tians 5:13–14
  • Com­fort one anoth­er 2 Corinthi­ans 1:3–4
  • Encour­age one anoth­er Hebrews 3:12–13
  • Teach and admon­ish one anoth­er Colos­sians 3:16
  • Be for­bear­ing with one anoth­er Eph­esians 4:1–3
  • For­give one anoth­er Colos­sians 3:13
  • Con­fess sin to one anoth­er James 5:16
  • Bear one another’s bur­dens Gala­tians 6:2
  • Love one anoth­er 1st John 4:7–21
  • Search Biblegateway.com for the phrase “one anoth­er” to find more.

There should be singing moti­vat­ed by grat­i­tude to God (Colos­sians 3:16; Eph­esians 5:19–20). Grat­i­tude for who God is and what God has done (both on the cross and in our lives) is what I believe is in mind here. As part of its wor­ship, church­es should also cel­e­brate com­mu­nion on a reg­u­lar basis (1 Corinthi­ans 11:17–34).

The church should also be a com­mu­ni­ty devot­ed to prayer (1 Tim­o­thy 2:8; Eph­esians 6:18). We must remem­ber that when Jesus taught his dis­ci­ples to pray, he taught them to pray togeth­er (it is, after all, “our” Father not “my” father – Matthew 6:9). These sorts of prayers ought to be empha­sized:

  • The ele­ments of the Lord’s Prayer (Matthew 6:9–13, Luke 11:1–4) should always be cen­tral: for God to be glo­ri­fied, for His will to be done, for pro­vi­sion, for for­give­ness, and for holi­ness.
  • For effec­tive evan­ge­lism (Colos­sians 4:2–4, Eph­esians 6:19–20). Note the empha­sis of the prayer: it is not for the lost to be saved so much as for us to be bold and wise wit­ness­es.
  • For gov­ern­ment lead­ers to not inter­fere with our faith, espe­cial­ly not our abil­i­ty to evan­ge­lize (1 Tim­o­thy 2:1–2).
  • For the needs of the church (Eph­esians 6:18). The prayers of the apos­tles serve as excel­lent exam­ples of the sorts of prayers one could offer on behalf of the church (Rom 15:5–6, 13; Eph 1:17–19; Eph 3:16–19; Phi 1:9–11; Col 1:9–12; 1st Thess 3:12–13; 1st Thess 5:23–24; 2nd Thess 1:11–12; 2nd Thess 3:1–5).
  • The elders of the church are specif­i­cal­ly instruct­ed to make them­selves avail­able to pray for the sick (James 5:14–16).

All the spir­i­tu­al gifts should be wel­comed (1 Corinthi­ans 14:26; 1st Corinthi­ans 14:39, 1 Thes­sa­lo­ni­ans 5:19–20), although they should be deployed in such a way as to attract and not repel unbe­liev­ers (1st Corinthi­ans 14:24–25). Their effect on the church should not be chaot­ic (1st Corinthi­ans 14:40).

A church should be led by Bib­li­cal­ly qual­i­fied lead­ers:

  • Who teach Bib­li­cal truth (2 Tim­o­thy 1:13–14; 2 Tim­o­thy 3:16–17; 2 Tim­o­thy 4:2; 1 Tim­o­thy 4:13; Titus 1:9)
  • Who exer­cise appro­pri­ate author­i­ty (Hebrews 13:17; 1 Tim 4:11–12; 2nd Tim­o­thy 2:22–25; Titus 2:15)
  • Who are above reproach in both char­ac­ter and rela­tion­ships (1 Tim 3:1–13; Titus 1:5–9)

The church ought to care for the poor, espe­cial­ly poor believ­ers. (2nd Corinthi­ans 8–9; James 1:27; 1st Tim­o­thy 5:16; Gal 2:9–10; Gal 6:10; Acts 6:1–4). And the poor should be wel­comed into the life of the com­mu­ni­ty (James 2:1–7).

The church ought to also pay min­is­ters – both those who teach and lead with­in the church itself (1st Tim­o­thy 5:17–18; 1st Corinthi­ans 9:3–14; Gala­tians 6:6) and those who are sent out as mis­sion­ar­ies (3 John 5–8; Romans 16:1–2; Philip­pi­ans 4:10–20)

In order to facil­i­tate these lat­ter two points the church should be receiv­ing offer­ings (Acts 4:32–37; 1st Corinthi­ans 16:1–2), although it does not appear that they must be received in any par­tic­u­lar way.

There are prob­a­bly oth­er things church­es should be doing as well, but these seem to me to be essen­tial. No church will be per­fect, of course. Give them the same grace that you give to fel­low believ­ers, but avoid church­es that are not at least attempt­ing to ful­fill these man­dates.

[Jan­u­ary 23, 2010 update: after some feed­back on my Face­book notes page, I decid­ed to add the para­graph about prayer. I also made a few small changes.]

Why Do Christians Evangelize Instead of Just Feeding the Hungry?

Soup KitchenI was recent­ly inter­viewed by a stu­dent writ­ing for the Stan­ford Dai­ly. A group of off-cam­pus Chris­tians had put on a con­tro­ver­sial out­reach activ­i­ty and he want­ed to know why Chris­tians share their faith. Appar­ent­ly my answer was­n’t pithy or inter­est­ing enough, because I did­n’t make it into the final arti­cle. 🙂

His ques­tions (which he asked sep­a­rate­ly but which I com­bined for my answer): “Why do Chris­tians try to spread their beliefs? With so many oth­er prob­lems in the world, why expend so much ener­gy on spread­ing the gospels instead of, for exam­ple, feed­ing the hun­gry?”

My emailed response:

Jesus said that he is the way, the truth, and the life — he even said that no one could come to God apart from him. So the same com­pas­sion that com­pels Chris­tians to build hos­pi­tals and orphan­ages and feed the hun­gry also com­pels us to share the news that every­one can be rec­on­ciled to God through Christ.

In addi­tion, we know that by spread­ing the gospel we also increase the num­ber of peo­ple who are feed­ing the hun­gry and oth­er­wise doing good deeds. We know from research that reli­gious peo­ple give more to char­i­ty than non­re­li­gious peo­ple do, and so we see that com­pas­sion and evan­ge­lism are not anti­thet­i­cal. If any­thing, they rein­force each oth­er.

In sum­ma­ry, we share the gospel with some­one because we believe that the gospel meets their deep­est needs and will also cat­alyze them to like­wise go meet the spir­i­tu­al and prac­ti­cal needs of oth­ers.

He asked me more ques­tions than that, but I did­n’t have time to answer them before his dead­line. And even this answer was kind of rushed. If I had my answer to give over again I prob­a­bly would have put a line about heav­en and hell in there, but as it is I feel pret­ty good about it.

So if you’re not a Chris­t­ian and won­der why we keep urg­ing you to trust in Jesus, I hope my answer helps you under­stand our motives. We love you and we love Jesus, so we want to arrange an intro­duc­tion.

My Philosophy of Rain

raincloudsIt is rain­ing right now in the San Fran­cis­co Bay Area. It has been rain­ing all day.

This is rare, and it under­stand­ably con­fus­es Stan­ford stu­dents. They came to Stan­ford because they thought all of Cal­i­for­nia was San Diego. That and because Stan­ford is awe­some. But the San Diego thing was def­i­nite­ly a tip­ping fac­tor. Rain is not fea­tured promi­nent­ly in the Stan­ford recruit­ing mate­ri­als.

In sit­u­a­tions like this some peo­ple con­tem­plate skip­ping Bible study (you know who you are).

I thought I should take this oppor­tu­ni­ty to clar­i­fy my posi­tion on rain: Bible stud­ies do not get can­celed on account of rain. That’s base­ball. And pic­nics. But not Bible stud­ies.

And you should not skip Bible stud­ies because it is rain­ing. Show up wet. That’s why we bap­tize you. So you’ll learn not to fear water. And if you haven’t been bap­tized, come to Bible study and kill two birds with one stone.

And as for our week­ly meet­ing… don’t even think about it. We’ll have that one even if Jesus tells me the Rap­ture is sched­uled for 7:35pm on a Wednes­day. I fig­ure those who are left behind will have some­thing to talk about in our absence.

So… yeah. That’s what I have to say about that.

beware the H1XA virus

ChanchocheI sent this email out to my stu­dents last night and received such pos­i­tive feed­back I thought I’d share it here for my fel­low cam­pus min­is­ters to adapt for use on their own cam­pus.

In case you just stum­bled upon this through some ran­dom inter­net search, I lead a min­istry called Chi Alpha Chris­t­ian Fel­low­ship which is abbre­vi­at­ed with the Greek let­ters XA. That should be all you need to know in order to laugh/groan/hurl toma­toes at the below email.

Mem­bers of the Stan­ford Com­mu­ni­ty,

In addi­tion to the H1N1 virus — the so-called “swine flu” — sweep­ing
our cam­pus, there is anoth­er and more insid­i­ous infec­tion to beware.

I speak, of course, of the H1XA virus — the so-called “divine flu”.

The H1XA virus is extreme­ly con­ta­gious. Symp­toms include joy,
friend­ship, and a pro­found sense of spir­i­tu­al cen­tered­ness. Car­ri­ers
can be iden­ti­fied by their cheer­ful coun­te­nance, their moral
lifestyle, and occa­sion­al­ly by their styl­ish t‑shirts. Should you meet
some­one already infect­ed, know that there is no cure (espe­cial­ly if
they already have a t‑shirt). Avoid them lest you your­self be seized
by divine pur­pose accom­pa­nied by rap­tur­ous joy and immer­sion in
mean­ing­ful com­mu­ni­ty.

There will be a pub­lic meet­ing tomor­row (Wednes­day) night at 7:30pm in
370–370 to dis­cuss this dis­ease in more detail. Please know that
epi­de­mo­nolo­gists are avail­able to help pre­vent this dis­ease from
spread­ing. Bring every­one you know who is not already infect­ed.

Do not despair. It will be tough, but we can pull through this togeth­er.

Should con­di­tions on cam­pus become unbear­able, we can all flee to the
woods Oct 17–18. Get your escape tick­et at http://xastanford.org/events

Sin­cere­ly,

Glen (a con­cerned mem­ber of the cam­pus com­mu­ni­ty)

Hope you find it use­ful. Or at least amus­ing. I’ll even set­tle for mem­o­rable. 😉

And if you’re a Stan­ford stu­dent who did­n’t receive this lit­tle charmer, sign up for our mail­ing list at https://mailman.stanford.edu/mailman/listinfo/chialpha-fellowship!