An Easter Ballad

I know what you’re think­ing. You’re think­ing, “When I was a kid what I
need­ed for East­er was a bas­ket filled with can­dy. But what do I need
for East­er now that I’m all grown up?”

And the answer is: you need a bal­lad. You did­n’t know you need­ed a
bal­lad until just now, but you do.

Hap­py East­er!

Now on the first day of the week, at ear­ly dawn, the women went to the tomb, tak­ing the aro­mat­ic spices they had pre­pared. They found that the stone had been rolled away from the tomb, but when they went in, they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus. While they were per­plexed about this, sud­den­ly two men stood beside them in daz­zling attire. The women were ter­ri­bly fright­ened and bowed their faces to the ground, but the men said to them, “Why do you look for the liv­ing among the dead? He is not here, but has been raised! Remem­ber how he told you, while he was still in Galilee, that the Son of Man must be deliv­ered into the hands of sin­ful men, and be cru­ci­fied, and on the third day rise again.” Luke 24:1–7, NET

Challenges For Chi Alpha at the University of Vermont

We Can Try
Our new Chi Alpha chap­ter at the Uni­ver­si­ty of Ver­mont is run­ning into some prob­lems get­ting rec­og­nized as a stu­dent group on cam­pus.

Accord­ing to an arti­cle in the Ver­mont Cyn­ic (the cam­pus paper):

SGA does not rec­og­nize clubs that dis­crim­i­nate. How­ev­er, some say they are about to.
Chi Alpha’s con­sti­tu­tion states “[All offi­cers] will pro­fess Chris­t­ian faith as expressed in the Nicene Creed, and they will sup­port the mis­sion and val­ues of nation­al Chi Alpha Cam­pus Min­istries.”
Claire Chevri­er, SGA Stu­dent Activ­i­ties Chair, who is in charge of review­ing clubs’ con­sti­tu­tions for dis­crep­an­cies, said she was con­cerned about Chi Alpha’s pro­posed con­sti­tu­tion.
“When I saw that state­ment about the offi­cers I said ‘red flag, that doesn’t seem right,’” Chevri­er said. “I ini­tial­ly thought they would have to change that to abide by our dis­crim­i­na­tion pol­i­cy, but they were pas­sion­ate about keep­ing it in there because they were wor­ried about the longevi­ty of the club.”

It is prop­er for reli­gious orga­ni­za­tions to have reli­gious require­ments for lead­ers. I don’t get why some peo­ple don’t get this. Requir­ing a Chris­t­ian orga­ni­za­tion to allow non-Chris­tians to lead it is like requir­ing a church to hire a non-Chris­t­ian pas­tor. It’s ludi­crous.

UPDATE: On Tues­day, March 30th the stu­dent gov­ern­ment vot­ed unan­i­mous­ly to approve Chi Alpha at UVM with­out requir­ing any changes to their con­sti­tu­tion. Woot!

The Best Paragraph I’ve Read In Weeks

Orange smileI stum­bled upon this lit­tle gem today:

Yes­ter­day I spoke ill of Glenn Beck on my Twit­ter feed. It kin­da ruf­fled some peo­ple, I think. I will not be issu­ing a “What I real­ly meant” tweet. 🙂 What I meant when I said Beck is an “idol­a­trous fear­mon­ger” is that he wor­ships idols and mon­gers fear. (source: the excel­lent Jared Wil­son)

I laughed out loud for a good thir­ty sec­onds when I read that. It’s refresh­ing to see some­one stand by their words even when they annoy peo­ple. It’s a rare form of courage in our cul­ture.

Plus I love the phrase “he wor­ships idols and mon­gers fear.” Bril­liant. Glenn Beck fans and foes alike should admire such wit.

March 17 Means More Than Green Beer

St. PatrickThe man we call St. Patrick was born in Roman Britain around 385 as Maewyn Suc­cat. Two of his orig­i­nal let­ters sur­vive: his Con­fes­sio and his Epis­to­la ad Coroticum, the lat­ter being notable for mak­ing him, in Thomas Cahill’s words “the first human being in the his­to­ry of the world to speak out unequiv­o­cal­ly against slav­ery” (How The Irish Saved Civ­i­liza­tion, page 114).

At 16 he was cap­tured in a slave raid and tak­en to Ire­land where he was sold to a Druid chief­tain. For the next six years Patrick labored as a shep­herd.

Although Patrick was raised in a Chris­t­ian fam­i­ly, he had not tru­ly believed in Jesus. His slav­ery gave him time to reflect on life, and as he explained, “the Lord opened my mind to an aware­ness of my unbe­lief, in order that, even so late, I might remem­ber my trans­gres­sions and turn with all my heart to the Lord my God, who had regard for my insignif­i­cance and pitied my youth and igno­rance. And he watched over me before I knew him, and before I learned sense or even dis­tin­guished between good and evil, and he pro­tect­ed me, and con­soled me as a father would his son” (Con­fes­sio 2).

Patrick’s devo­tion to Christ inten­si­fied, “More and more did the love of God, and my fear of him and faith increase, and my spir­it was moved so that in a day [I said] from one up to a hun­dred prayers, and in the night a like num­ber; besides I used to stay out in the forests and on the moun­tain and I would wake up before day­light to pray in the snow, in icy cold­ness, in rain, and I used to feel nei­ther ill nor any sloth­ful­ness, because, as I now see, the Spir­it was burn­ing in me at that time. And it was there of course that one night in my sleep I heard a voice say­ing to me: ‘You do well to fast: soon you will depart for your home coun­try.’ And again, a very short time lat­er, there was a voice proph­esy­ing: ‘Behold, your ship is ready.’” (Con­fes­sio 16–17).

After receiv­ing this vision, Patrick fled 200 miles to the coast and found a ship prepar­ing for a sea voy­age. He jour­neyed back to his home­land, expe­ri­enc­ing mirac­u­lous guid­ance and pro­vi­sion along the way.

After liv­ing at home for a few years Patrick had anoth­er vision, “I saw a man whose name was Vic­tori­cus com­ing as it from Ire­land with innu­mer­able let­ters, and he gave me one of them, and I read the begin­ning of the let­ter: ‘The Voice of the Irish’, and as I was read­ing the begin­ning of the let­ter I seemed at that moment to hear the voice of those who were beside the for­est of Foclut which is near the west­ern sea, and they were cry­ing as if with one voice: ‘We beg you, holy youth, that you shall come and shall walk again among us.’ And I was stung intense­ly in my heart so that I could read no more, and thus I awoke.” (Con­fes­sio 23)

So Patrick obe­di­ent­ly returned to Ire­land. As before, he was a slave. But this time he was a slave of Christ. His mis­sion to Ire­land brought fierce oppo­si­tion from the Irish Druids. He faced them with great faith: “Dai­ly I expect to be mur­dered or betrayed or reduced to slav­ery if the occa­sion aris­es. But I fear noth­ing, because of the promis­es of Heav­en; for I have cast myself into the hands of Almighty God, who reigns every­where.” (Con­fes­sio 55)

Even­tu­al­ly, tra­di­tion tells us, Patrick found him­self debat­ing the Druid lead­ers before an Irish king. The debate was ran­corous, and at one point the Druids began attack­ing the doc­trine of the Trin­i­ty. Patrick plucked a three-leaved clover and asked them whether it was one or three. The Druids had no answer, and this debate was piv­otal in per­suad­ing the king to con­vert to Chris­tian­i­ty.

By the end of his life, Patrick had plant­ed over 700 church­es and trained around 1,000 min­is­ters. One third of the tribes of Ire­land became Chris­t­ian through his min­istry. He thus ranks as one of the great­est mis­sion­ar­ies in his­to­ry, and became known as the one who “found Ire­land all hea­then and left it all Chris­t­ian.”

If you want to learn more, you should read his Con­fes­sio – it’s only 62 vers­es long and is avail­able many places online (at the Chris­t­ian Clas­sics Ethe­re­al Library, at Robot Wis­dom, and at the Catholic Infor­ma­tion Net­work, to pick three).

And so remem­ber – St. Patrick’s Day is about far more than green beer and pinch­ing peo­ple. It’s about hon­or­ing one of the most effec­tive min­is­ters of all time.

Best Church Sign Ever?

the amazing church sign: the Apostolic Original Holy Church of God, IncFor years I’ve dri­ven past this church sign, and I’ve always meant to take a pic­ture. I final­ly did it, and so now I would like to intro­duce you to the Apos­tolic Orig­i­nal Holy Church of God Incor­po­rat­ed, the most amaz­ing name on a church sign I have ever seen.

After inves­ti­gat­ing, I’ve dis­cov­ered that it’s not just the sign for a church — it’s the sign for an orga­ni­za­tion­al (denom­i­na­tion­al?) head­quar­ters. The prop­er name of the church is Mount Olive Apos­tolic Orig­i­nal Holy Church of God (MOAOHCOG, for short) in Men­lo Park, CA.

You can find more affil­i­at­ed church­es by googling “Apos­tolic Orig­i­nal Holy Church of God”.

The Jesus FAQ

?I’ve added anoth­er essay to my grow­ing pile. This one is called The Jesus FAQ (pdf) It’s a com­pan­ion piece to Why Jesus? — it explains what we can know about Jesus even if we don’t think that the Bible is inspired. The ques­tions I have in the cur­rent draft are:

  1. Is there any record of Jesus out­side the Bible?
  2. What did Jesus look like?
  3. Where did Jesus live?
  4. What did Jesus do for a liv­ing?
  5. Did Jesus have a fam­i­ly?
  6. What did Jesus teach?
  7. Why was Jesus killed?
  8. How was Jesus killed?
  9. How did Jesus come to be wor­shiped?

I expect to revise this essay sev­er­al times as I get ques­tions and feed­back. There are near­ly 100 foot­notes, and I’m pret­ty sure that I’ve used incon­sis­tent for­mat­ting in my ref­er­ences. There are prob­a­bly fac­tu­al errors or ambi­gu­i­ties as well (hope­ful­ly small ones). Please let me know if you find one!

Spring Break Infographic

Spring break is around the cor­ner for most col­leges. Here’s an infor­ma­tive graph­ic I found at http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/spring-break.

The Story Behind Spring Break

True Contentment Comes From Wanting Too Much

Puritan StatueI was skim­ming through the old Puri­tan book The Rare Jew­el of Chris­t­ian Con­tent­ment by Jere­mi­ah Bur­roughs when a pas­sage caught my atten­tion:

God­li­ness teach­es us this mys­tery, Not to be sat­is­fied with all the world for our por­tion, and yet to be con­tent with the mean­est con­di­tion in which we are. When Luther was sent great gifts by Dukes and Princes, he refused them, and he says, ‘I did vehe­ment­ly protest that God should not put me off so; ’tis not that which will con­tent me.’ A lit­tle in the world will con­tent a Chris­t­ian for his pas­sage. Mark, here lies the mys­tery of it, A lit­tle in the world will con­tent a Chris­t­ian for his pas­sage, but all the world, and ten thou­sand times more, will not con­tent a Chris­t­ian for his por­tion. A car­nal heart will be con­tent with these things of the world for his por­tion; and that is the dif­fer­ence between a car­nal heart and a gra­cious heart. But a gra­cious heart says, ‘Lord, do with me what you will for my pas­sage through this world; I will be con­tent with that, but I can­not be con­tent with all the world for my por­tion.’ So there is the mys­tery of true con­tent­ment. A con­tent­ed man, though he is most con­tent­ed with the least things in the world, yet he is the most dis­sat­is­fied man that lives in the world.

Empha­sis mine. Wow.

A lit­tle before this, Bur­roughs said:

A man who has learned the art of con­tent­ment is the most con­tent­ed with any low con­di­tion that he has in the world, and yet he can­not be sat­is­fied with the enjoy­ment of all the world. He is con­tent­ed if he has but a crust, but bread and water, that is, if God dis­pos­es of him, for the things of the world, to have but bread and water for his present con­di­tion, he can be sat­is­fied with God’s dis­pos­al in that; yet if God should give unto him King­doms and Empires, all the world to rule, if he should give it him for his por­tion, he would not be sat­is­fied with that. Here is the mys­tery of it: though his heart is so enlarged that the enjoy­ment of all the world and ten thou­sand worlds can­not sat­is­fy him for his por­tion; yet he has a heart qui­et­ed under God’s dis­pos­al, if he gives him but bread and water.

You can see more here.

College As A Game

After hear­ing rave reviews, I final­ly blocked out some time to watch Carnegie Mel­lon’s Jesse Schell talk about Design Out­side the Box. It’s pur­port­ed­ly about video games, but it’s much broad­er than that. It’s about how tech­nol­o­gy changes us. It’s quite good.

If you’re a pro­fes­sor (or a stu­dent who enjoys feel­ing dis­sat­is­fied with your cur­rent plight), you should watch the bit from about 18:14 through about 19:50 (or start­ing at 19:00 if you’re super-impa­tient). You can see a crisp image of the grad­ing slide at http://www.slideshare.net/jesseschell/beyond-facebook (it’s slide num­ber 26).

Does The Bible Assert That Jesus Is God?

Mosaic of Christ in Karye Museum (Chora Church), IstanbulThis addi­tion to my list of writ­ings is a two-page Word doc­u­ment answer­ing the ques­tion Does the Bible Assert that Jesus is God?

It’s not a ques­tion I get very often, but when I do this is a use­ful out­line for explain­ing why I believe in the deity of Christ. It usu­al­ly comes up when a stu­dent tak­ing a reli­gious stud­ies class is told that the ear­li­est Chris­tians did­n’t think that Jesus was God — this belief is alleged to have been invent­ed out of whole cloth cen­turies lat­er. Total pop­py­cock, but wide­ly believed in some cir­cles.

In case you need some­thing broad­er, check out The Bib­li­cal Basis For the Doc­trine of the Trin­i­ty by Rob Bow­man. It’s an out­stand­ing guide to the Chris­t­ian doc­trine of God exist­ing in three per­sons.