Look, Ma. I’m in the Stanford Review.

Stephen Colbert in IraqI was recent­ly inter­viewed by the Stan­ford Review (a stu­dent pub­li­ca­tion) for an arti­cle ana­lyz­ing the Supreme Court’s deci­sion in CLS vs Mar­tinez as it relates to Stan­ford (a case I have pre­vi­ous­ly writ­ten about).

As is almost always the case with inter­views, I said way more than they had space to include in the final arti­cle. Since the inter­view was via email, I have the full text of my remarks avail­able. I should note that Autumn Carter, the inter­view­er, asked me sev­er­al ques­tions I declined to answer.

So here’s what I had to say:

SR: What is your opin­ion towards the Supreme Court’s rul­ing in gen­er­al? With regard to Stan­ford?

Me: The Supreme Court’s log­ic would not apply at most pub­lic uni­ver­si­ties since the case at UC Hast­ings is so unique, and it will have no direct impact at all on pri­vate uni­ver­si­ties such as Stan­ford. And I has­ten to point out that the case has been remand­ed back to a low­er court for a clos­er exam­i­na­tion of some fac­tu­al issues. The Chris­t­ian Legal Soci­ety alleges that UC Hast­ings enforced its poli­cies unequal­ly and in a dis­crim­i­na­to­ry man­ner, some­thing which the Supreme Court believes mer­its fur­ther inves­ti­ga­tion.

But to get bogged down in the legal maneu­ver­ing is to miss the essence of the case. For a uni­ver­si­ty to force a Chris­t­ian min­istry to accept lead­ers who do not share its beliefs is as absurd as Chi­na’s plan to choose the next Dalai Lama, and I would sus­pect such a uni­ver­si­ty of hav­ing sim­i­lar motives: to con­trol and to under­mine reli­gious belief which the author­i­ties dis­ap­prove of.

Uni­ver­si­ties must decide what they believe tol­er­ance looks like. Are they will­ing to become intol­er­ant in the pur­suit of tol­er­ance? Are they will­ing to achieve their goals through coer­cion rather than rea­soned dis­course? UC Hast­ings appears to have decid­ed that it is. It remains to be seen how many uni­ver­si­ties will embrace their fol­ly.

SR: As you men­tioned, Stan­ford is a pri­vate uni­ver­si­ty and is there­fore unaf­fect­ed by the rul­ing direct­ly. But do you antic­i­pate any moves by Stan­ford to tight­en its own group mem­ber­ship pol­i­cy either inde­pen­dent­ly or as a result of being lob­bied? Or will Stan­ford like­ly main­tain the loos­er pol­i­cy that it cur­rent­ly uses?

Me: Should such lob­by­ing arise I hope that Stan­ford will prove wis­er than the Supreme Court.

In ret­ro­spect, I’m sur­prised the Stan­ford Review chose the quote they did. Some of my oth­er sen­tences seem so much more… live­ly.

Chi Alpha Favorably Profiled In The Stanford Daily

Halls of Learning - Stanford QuadThe Stan­ford Dai­ly pub­lished an arti­cle titled Tes­ti­monies On Stan­ford Faith about peo­ple in our min­istry (Chi Alpha Chris­t­ian Fel­low­ship).

The web­site the arti­cle focus­es on is testimonies.stanford.edu.

Read­ing this arti­cle was very encour­ag­ing to me because I always fear that Chi Alpha will wind up in the Dai­ly because of some bone­head­ed thing I said in a ser­mon… this was a much bet­ter expe­ri­ence. 😉

Adventures at 320 Below

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Fresh­men have arrived on cam­pus this week, and we’ve had a blast meet­ing them. Our strat­e­gy isn’t super-sophis­ti­cat­ed — we just set up a table on White Plaza and beck­on stu­dents over to chat with us. We also give them free stuff (like pop­corn and these real­ly cool eco-friend­ly shop­ping bags).

The pho­to on the right is me and a cou­ple of our hard­work­ing stu­dents.

But there’s been an unex­pect­ed­ly cool devel­op­ment. The table next to us has been for the Stan­ford Edu­ca­tion­al Stud­ies Pro­gram free east­er egg adven­ture the (they’re try­ing to recruit some fresh­men to teach high school stu­dents stuff) and is manned by one of our stu­dents, Ben. Ben works with real­ly cold stuff — about as close to absolute zero as human­i­ty has been able to get (mil­likelvins, if you’re curi­ous). So some­thing like liq­uid nitro­gen is like hot choco­late to him — it’s at a mere 320 Fahren­heit below zero. I know 320 below sounds cold, but most of the uni­verse is much, much cold­er than that — just not the part that we inhab­it.

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avo­dart side effects the bal­lad of josie down­load So Ben brings these con­tain­ers (called dours) of liq­uid nitro­gen out to White Plaza and makes ice cream with them

in front of peo­ple. It’s very eye-catch­ing. Mas­sive amounts of fog are gen­er­at­ed. And the result­ing ice cream is yum­my.

Any­way, the drink for my lunch had got­ten warm, so I asked Ben if we could use some liq­uid nitro­gen to cool it off. It worked like a charm. Plus it was fun to do. Extreme­ly fun.

That morn­ing I had already been think­ing that I had one of the best jobs in the world. And then I get to play with liq­uid nitro­gen. While doing my job. Cam­pus min­istry rocks.

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Typo at Stanford

I’ve been mean­ing to blog this for­ev­er, but I kept for­get­ting. On the first floor of the ren­o­vat­ed Old Union is an acrylic sign telling the his­to­ry of the build­ing.

For the longest time (months) it had a glar­ing typo (I think it’s been fixed since I took this pho­to). It real­ly amused me.
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If you have a hard time see­ing it, look under the word Union or click on the pic­ture to view it with the error high­light­ed.

Stanford 24, USC 23

A hearty con­grat­u­la­tions to the stal­wart war­riors of the Car­di­nal foot­ball team. Defeat­ing the Tro­jans on their home turf with some of our key play­ers side­lined is no mean feat.

May this be a token of things to come.

The God-Soaked Daily?

Today’s Stan­ford Dai­ly was replete with God-talk.

Front page: Scot­ty McLen­nan tells profs they need to address reli­gious issues in the class­room.

Page 3: an favor­able arti­cle on Mosaic’s Extreme Makeover ser­vice project.

Page 8: Frosh Tabitha Yim bears wit­ness to Christ in her gym­nas­tics pro­file.

Inter­est­ing, no?

Cardinal Contributions

I present with­out com­men­tary the 2004 pres­i­den­tial cam­paign con­tri­bu­tion records for the Stan­ford ZIP codes: 94305 and 94309.

“It’s bulletproof, practically.”

I found this quite fun­ny: “It’s bul­let­proof, prac­ti­cal­ly.”

Cheryl Toep­pen, man­ag­er of design ser­vices for Res­i­den­tial & Din­ing Enter­pris­es, describ­ing the fab­ric she bought for seat­ing in the lounge of the new­ly ren­o­vat­ed all-frosh Bran­ner Hall. The mate­r­i­al is 10 times more durable than reg­u­lar uphol­stery fab­ric. [source]

Stanford Passwords

Just ran across this: More than 4 per­cent of dorm res­i­dents’ pass­words are eas­i­ly guessed, accord­ing to a Stan­ford pilot study. Ced Ben­nett, direc­tor of infor­ma­tion secu­ri­ty ser­vices, gives some high­lights: “user,” “beat­cal” and “four-let­ter-word-cal.” (source)