Marketing Chi Alpha

I’m plan­ning to take out some ads on TheFacebook.com and run­ning them for one day each.

Here are the guide­lines:

Your announce­ment may con­tain a title of up to 25 char­ac­ters that links to anoth­er page, and a body of up to 150 char­ac­ters. No HTML is allowed in either sec­tion.”

Title: Chi Alpha Chris­t­ian Fel­low­ship is too long.
Options:

  1. XA Chris­t­ian Fel­low­ship
  2. Chi Alpha @ Stan­ford
  3. Chi Alpha, Baby!
  4. Got Faith?
  5. Faith, Friends, Fun
  6. T or F: God exists.
  7. Dope­less Hope Fiends

Ide­al­ly, I’d like a fun­ny one. A fun­ny ques­tion would be best, I think. It’s hard to be fun­ny in 25 char­ac­ters or less. Each one would link to xaStanford.org.

As for text, here are some options I’m look­ing at:

  1. Most of your text­books will be out of print next year. Ours has been around for 2,000. It’s worth tak­ing a look at. Chi Alpha Chris­t­ian Fel­low­ship
  2. Attend­ing Chi Alpha has just become a require­ment for grad­u­a­tion! Would we lie to you? And is it lying if you expect not to be believed?
  3. Is there a God? We like to think so–come find out why. Chi Alpha Chris­t­ian Fel­low­ship — Wed nights at 8pm in 300–300
  4. No dues. No booze. Just Jesus. Chi Alpha Chris­t­ian Fel­low­ship — Wed nights at 8pm in 300–300
  5. What does Satan call iso­lat­ed Chris­tians? Hors Doeu­vres. Chi Alpha Chris­t­ian Fel­low­ship — Wed nights at 8pm in 300–300
  6. Chi Alpha Chris­t­ian Fel­low­ship — Wed nights at 8pm in 300–300

Here’s the problem–I don’t real­ly like any of them that much. I don’t hate them, exact­ly, they just don’t get me excit­ed.

If you have any bet­ter ideas, leave them in the com­ments. I can use up to five.

2 thoughts on “Marketing Chi Alpha”

  1. Hmmm — I won­der if some­thing about cen­sor­ship would work — some­thing along the lines of “Get the straight dope on God — The Bible: Uncen­sored — Wed at 8PM — 300–300”

    or

    “Want­ed: Stu­dent Ambas­sadors — come learn about how you can rep­re­sent the most pow­er­ful king­dom ever Wed/8pm/300–300”

    or

    “Col­lege is tough — if you want to get through it you’ll have to be tougher — come work out your faith Wed @ 8, room 300–300”
    (Plus, with that one you get the dou­ble mean­ing on “work out your faith”)

    Let me know what you think

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