The Best Paragraph I’ve Read In Weeks

Orange smileI stum­bled upon this lit­tle gem today:

Yes­ter­day I spoke ill of Glenn Beck on my Twit­ter feed. It kin­da ruf­fled some peo­ple, I think. I will not be issu­ing a “What I real­ly meant” tweet. 🙂 What I meant when I said Beck is an “idol­a­trous fear­mon­ger” is that he wor­ships idols and mon­gers fear. (source: the excel­lent Jared Wil­son)

I laughed out loud for a good thir­ty sec­onds when I read that. It’s refresh­ing to see some­one stand by their words even when they annoy peo­ple. It’s a rare form of courage in our cul­ture.

Plus I love the phrase “he wor­ships idols and mon­gers fear.” Bril­liant. Glenn Beck fans and foes alike should admire such wit.

Best Church Sign Ever?

the amazing church sign: the Apostolic Original Holy Church of God, IncFor years I’ve dri­ven past this church sign, and I’ve always meant to take a pic­ture. I final­ly did it, and so now I would like to intro­duce you to the Apos­tolic Orig­i­nal Holy Church of God Incor­po­rat­ed, the most amaz­ing name on a church sign I have ever seen.

After inves­ti­gat­ing, I’ve dis­cov­ered that it’s not just the sign for a church — it’s the sign for an orga­ni­za­tion­al (denom­i­na­tion­al?) head­quar­ters. The prop­er name of the church is Mount Olive Apos­tolic Orig­i­nal Holy Church of God (MOAOHCOG, for short) in Men­lo Park, CA.

You can find more affil­i­at­ed church­es by googling “Apos­tolic Orig­i­nal Holy Church of God”.

True Contentment Comes From Wanting Too Much

Puritan StatueI was skim­ming through the old Puri­tan book The Rare Jew­el of Chris­t­ian Con­tent­ment by Jere­mi­ah Bur­roughs when a pas­sage caught my atten­tion:

God­li­ness teach­es us this mys­tery, Not to be sat­is­fied with all the world for our por­tion, and yet to be con­tent with the mean­est con­di­tion in which we are. When Luther was sent great gifts by Dukes and Princes, he refused them, and he says, ‘I did vehe­ment­ly protest that God should not put me off so; ’tis not that which will con­tent me.’ A lit­tle in the world will con­tent a Chris­t­ian for his pas­sage. Mark, here lies the mys­tery of it, A lit­tle in the world will con­tent a Chris­t­ian for his pas­sage, but all the world, and ten thou­sand times more, will not con­tent a Chris­t­ian for his por­tion. A car­nal heart will be con­tent with these things of the world for his por­tion; and that is the dif­fer­ence between a car­nal heart and a gra­cious heart. But a gra­cious heart says, ‘Lord, do with me what you will for my pas­sage through this world; I will be con­tent with that, but I can­not be con­tent with all the world for my por­tion.’ So there is the mys­tery of true con­tent­ment. A con­tent­ed man, though he is most con­tent­ed with the least things in the world, yet he is the most dis­sat­is­fied man that lives in the world.

Empha­sis mine. Wow.

A lit­tle before this, Bur­roughs said:

A man who has learned the art of con­tent­ment is the most con­tent­ed with any low con­di­tion that he has in the world, and yet he can­not be sat­is­fied with the enjoy­ment of all the world. He is con­tent­ed if he has but a crust, but bread and water, that is, if God dis­pos­es of him, for the things of the world, to have but bread and water for his present con­di­tion, he can be sat­is­fied with God’s dis­pos­al in that; yet if God should give unto him King­doms and Empires, all the world to rule, if he should give it him for his por­tion, he would not be sat­is­fied with that. Here is the mys­tery of it: though his heart is so enlarged that the enjoy­ment of all the world and ten thou­sand worlds can­not sat­is­fy him for his por­tion; yet he has a heart qui­et­ed under God’s dis­pos­al, if he gives him but bread and water.

You can see more here.

College As A Game

After hear­ing rave reviews, I final­ly blocked out some time to watch Carnegie Mel­lon’s Jesse Schell talk about Design Out­side the Box. It’s pur­port­ed­ly about video games, but it’s much broad­er than that. It’s about how tech­nol­o­gy changes us. It’s quite good.

If you’re a pro­fes­sor (or a stu­dent who enjoys feel­ing dis­sat­is­fied with your cur­rent plight), you should watch the bit from about 18:14 through about 19:50 (or start­ing at 19:00 if you’re super-impa­tient). You can see a crisp image of the grad­ing slide at http://www.slideshare.net/jesseschell/beyond-facebook (it’s slide num­ber 26).

I Can Totally See This Happening…

I don’t usu­al­ly post links to videos (I gen­er­al­ly note them in Google Read­er, share them on Face­book, or Buzz them), but I thought I’d see if I pre­fer shar­ing them this way. Feed­back wel­come.

I find this 34 sec­ond video hilar­i­ous. The set­up: they are play­ing a game where­in the con­tes­tant must quick­ly iden­ti­fy sub­stances hid­den under con­tain­ers.

Pre-Christian Uses Of “Gospel”

Koine Greek
some ran­dom Greek

In Eng­lish, the word gospel is laden with reli­gious mean­ing, but when Jesus and the apos­tles used the word euan­ge­lion (good news/gospel) they were using a non­re­li­gious word from their cul­ture.

There’s a good list­ing of ancient uses of the word at the Perseus Dig­i­tal Library, and by com­bin­ing that list with some oth­er resources I’ve cre­at­ed sum­ma­ry use­ful for those who don’t know Greek. When I could, I’ve put the Greek word in brack­ets so you can see the form that is used. This is pret­ty much just a list­ing of data with­out inter­pre­ta­tion — I’m mere­ly try­ing to share some of my research to save time for oth­ers who are walk­ing down the same road as me.

This is close to every pre-Chris­t­ian use of the noun euan­ge­lion (I did not inves­ti­gate the ver­bal form euan­ge­li­zomai — click the verb to launch your own research). You will note that the word (which looks like εὐαγγέλιον) is rel­a­tive­ly rare in ancient Greek, but com­mon in the New Tes­ta­ment. Also of note, the New Tes­ta­ment often talks of the gospel in the sin­gu­lar (to euan­ge­lion), but in pre-Chris­t­ian lit­er­a­ture the form used is almost always dif­fer­ent (it is usu­al­ly plur­al and often does not have the def­i­nite arti­cle attached). Even though Jesus and the first Chris­tians used a word from their cul­ture, they clear­ly invest­ed it with new mean­ing and placed an unprece­dent­ed empha­sis upon it.

I have arranged the ref­er­ences into two groups: the first group is from the sec­ond-cen­tu­ry BC through con­tem­po­raries of the New Tes­ta­ment authors, and the sec­ond group con­tains old­er uses which are less impor­tant for demon­strat­ing cur­rent usage.

One final dis­claimer: this post might make me look like some sort of Greek lan­guage guru. I am not. I am about as con­ver­sant with the Bib­li­cal lan­guages as are most sem­i­nary grad­u­ates ten years out of their pro­grams… which is to say, not near­ly as con­ver­sant as I should be.

The Most Important Pre-Christian Uses of the Word Euangelion

The Septuagint (LXX) – 2nd century BC

The Sep­tu­agint (a Greek trans­la­tion of the Old Tes­ta­ment) uses the word in 2 Sam 4:10

when a man told me, ‘Saul is dead,’ and thought he was bring­ing good news [εὐαγγέλια], I seized him and put him to death in Zik­lag” (view the Greek)

Diodorus Siculus (1st century BC) – Library 15.74

[1b] Now Diony­sius had pro­duced a tragedy at the Lenaea at Athens and had won the vic­to­ry, and one of those who sang in the cho­rus, sup­pos­ing that he would be reward­ed hand­some­ly if he were the first to give news of the vic­to­ry, set sail to Corinth. There, find­ing a ship bound for Sici­ly, he trans­ferred to it, and obtain­ing favour­ing winds, speed­i­ly land­ed at Syra­cuse and gave the tyrant news of the vic­to­ry. [2] Diony­sius did reward him, and was him­self so over­joyed that he sac­ri­ficed to the gods for the good tid­ings [εὐαγγέλια] and insti­tut­ed a drink­ing bout and great feasts. (view the Greek)

Cicero (1st century BC)

Cicero (writ­ing in Latin) uses the Greek word twice in his Let­ters to Atti­cus. I don’t know if that was con­sid­ered pre­ten­tious or not, but I know that I love see­ing the Greek mixed in with the Latin (which tells you just how much of a geek I am).

Let­ters to Atti­cus 2.3.1 (around 60 B.C.)

First, a tri­fle please for good news [εὐαγγέλια]. Valerius has been acquit­ted with Hort­en­sius as his advo­cate. (view the Latin)

Let­ters to Atti­cus 13.40.1 (around 45 B.C.)

Is that so? Does Bru­tus real­ly say that Cae­sar is going over to the right par­ty? That is good news [εὐαγγέλια]. (view the Latin)

The Priene Inscription (9 B.C.)

The most famous pre-Chris­t­ian use of the word is in The Priene Inscrip­tion. This is a let­ter from the Pro­con­sul Paulus Fabius Max­imus engraved in stone (pic­ture) in Priene, a city in mod­ern-day Turkey. Oth­er frag­men­tary inscrip­tions of this let­ter have been found in Apamea, Maeo­nia, Eume­nia, and Dory­laeum. This text is tagged OGIS 458 / SEG IV no 490, which means that you can see more about it in Ori­en­tis Grae­ci Inscrip­tiones Selec­tae (a 1905 com­pi­la­tion by Wil­hel­mus Dit­ten­berg­er usu­al­ly abbre­vi­at­ed as OGIS, avail­able online) or in Sup­ple­men­tum Epi­graph­icum Grae­cum (SEG) vol­ume 4. The let­ter is pret­ty long, but only the part below is rel­e­vant to the gospel.

It seemed good to the Greeks of Asia, in the opin­ion of the high priest Apol­lo­nius of Menophilus Azan­i­tus: ‘Since Prov­i­dence, which has ordered all things and is deeply inter­est­ed in our life, has set in most per­fect order by giv­ing us Augus­tus, whom she filled with virtue that he might ben­e­fit humankind, send­ing him as a sav­ior [σωτήρ], both for us and for our descen­dants, that he might end war and arrange all things, and since he, Cae­sar, by his appear­ance…. sur­pass­ing all pre­vi­ous bene­fac­tors, and not even leav­ing to pos­ter­i­ty any hope of sur­pass­ing what he has done, and since the birth­day of the god [τοῦ θεοῦ] Augus­tus was the begin­ning of the good tid­ings [εὐαγγέλιον] for the world that came by rea­son of him…

It’s so famous because it brings the idea of Cae­sar as a god and sav­ior to the world togeth­er with the notion that this was good news to be cel­e­brat­ed.

Josephus (1st century A.D.)

Jew­ish Wars 2.420

Now this ter­ri­ble mes­sage [that a rebel­lion was brew­ing] was good news [εὐαγγέλιον] to Florus; and because his design was to have a war kin­dled, he gave the ambas­sadors no answer at all [to their request for assis­tance in stop­ping the sedi­tion before it grew]. (see the Greek)

Jew­ish Wars 4.618

fame car­ried [the news about Ves­pa­t­ian] abroad more sud­den­ly than one could have thought, that he was emper­or over the east, upon which every city kept fes­ti­vals, and cel­e­brat­ed sac­ri­fices and obla­tions for such good news [εὐαγγέλια] (see the Greek)

Jew­ish Wars 4.656

And now, as Ves­pasian was come to Alexan­dria, this good news [εὐαγγέλια] came from Rome, and at the same time came embassies from all his own hab­it­able earth, to con­grat­u­late him upon his advance­ment; and though this Alexan­dria was the great­est of all cities next to Rome, it proved too nar­row to con­tain the mul­ti­tude that then came to it.  (see the Greek)

Plutarch (1st century AD)

Age­si­laus 33.4

even after the bat­tle at Man­ti­nea, which Thucy­dides has described, the one who first announced the vic­to­ry had no oth­er reward for his glad tid­ings [sin­gu­lar] than a piece of meat sent by the mag­is­trates from the pub­lic mess. (see the Eng­lish con­text)

Demetrius 17.5

Accord­ing­ly, when [Aris­tode­mus] had come near, he stretched out his hand and cried with a loud voice: “Hail, King Antigonus, we have con­quered Ptole­my in a sea-fight, and now hold Cyprus, with twelve thou­sand eight hun­dred sol­diers as pris­on­ers of war.” To this Antigonus replied: “Hail to thee also, by Heav­en! but for tor­tur­ing us in this way, thou shalt under­go pun­ish­ment; the reward for thy good tid­ings [plur­al] thou shalt be some time in get­ting. (see the Eng­lish con­text)

Moralia (Glo­ry of Athens) 347d (and e)

Why, as we are told, the Spar­tans mere­ly sent meat from the pub­lic com­mons to the man who brought glad tid­ings [εὐαγγέλιον] of the vic­to­ry in Man­ti­neia which Thucy­dides describes! And indeed the com­pil­ers of his­to­ries are, as it were, reporters of great exploits who are gift­ed with the fac­ul­ty of felic­i­tous speech, and achieve suc­cess in their writ­ing through the beau­ty and force of their nar­ra­tion; and to them those who first encoun­tered and record­ed the events [εὐαγγέλιον] are indebt­ed for a pleas­ing retelling of them. (see the Greek, Eng­lish)

Other (Older) References

Aristophanes (5th century BC)

You can see the plur­al of the word used by Aristo­phanes in The Knights (Equi­tes) lines 647 and 656, both ref­er­ences are plur­al. This trans­la­tion is from Trans­la­tor at Work.

“You!  You… Coun­cil­lors!  I’ve got good news [εὐαγγέλια — see the Greek] for you!” I said to them.  “News that are so good, I want to make sure that I’m the first to announce them to you.  It’s the price of sar­dines, folks!  It’s the best it’s ever been since the out­break of the war!”

Well, you should have seen their faces then! Turned nice and hap­py right there and then. They want­ed to give me a hero’s gar­land for telling the good news. So I gave them my advice. I said to them that if they want­ed to get their fair share for the price of an obol, they should rush down the mar­ket and buy them­selves all the plates they can. Cor­ner the mar­ket.  And keep it all a secret.

They applaud­ed me loud­ly then and gawked at me awestruck.

But then, that bas­tard, Paphlagon, who knew how to press the Coun­cil­lors’ but­tons, got up and said, “Men, these aus­pi­cious news [εὐαγγέλια — see the Greek] should move us to make a sac­ri­fice to our god­dess! I sug­gest we should slaugh­ter one hun­dred cows!”

And also in his play Wealth (Plu­tus) line 765 — (this trans­la­tion is also from Trans­la­tor at Work)

So, come on, now, folks! Dance! Come on, all togeth­er now: dance and sing and march and be hap­py because the day will nev­er come again when you come home and find your flour sack emp­ty!  Dance!

Wife:

By the god­dess Hekate! What won­der­ful news! [εὐαγγέλιά — see the Greek] Just for that I’m going to hang a long neck­lace of bread rolls around your neck!

Aeschines (4th century BC) Against Ctesiphon section 160

But when Philip was dead and Alexan­der had come to the throne, Demos­thenes again put on prodi­gious airs and caused a shrine to he ded­i­cat­ed to Pau­sa­nias and involved the sen­ate in the charge of hav­ing offered sac­ri­fice of thanks­giv­ing as for good news [εὐαγγελίων] (name­ly that Philip of Mace­don had been assas­si­nat­ed by Pau­sa­nias) (see the Greek)

Isocrates, Areopagiticus (4th Century BC) section 10.

As if this were not enough, we have been com­pelled to save the friends of the The­bans at the cost of los­ing our own allies; and yet to cel­e­brate the good news [εὐαγγέλια] of such accom­plish­ments we have twice now offered grate­ful sac­ri­fices to the gods, and we delib­er­ate about our affairs more com­plaisant­ly than men whose actions leave noth­ing to be desired! (see the Greek)

Xenophon (4th century BC)

Hel­leni­ca 1.6.37

This they pro­ceed­ed to do; and when they were sail­ing in, Eteon­i­cus began to offer sac­ri­fices for the good news [τὰ εὐαγγέλια], and gave orders that the sol­diers should take their din­ner, that the traders should put their goods into their boats in silence and sail off to Chios (for the wind was favourable), and that the triremes also should sail thith­er with all speed. (Glen’s note: this good news was, in this case, fake. Eteon­i­cus was pre­tend­ing that the dead Cal­l­i­crati­das had instead won a great vic­to­ry over the Athe­ni­ans). (see the Greek)

Hel­len­cia 4.3.14

Now Age­si­laus, on learn­ing these things, at first was over­come with sor­row; but when he had con­sid­ered that the most of his troops were the sort of men to share glad­ly in good for­tune if good for­tune came, but that if they saw any­thing unpleas­ant, they were under no com­pul­sion to share in it,—thereupon, chang­ing the report, he said that word had come that Peisander was dead, but vic­to­ri­ous in the naval bat­tle. [14] And at the moment of say­ing these things he offered sac­ri­fice as if for good news [εὐαγγέλια], and sent around to many peo­ple por­tions of the vic­tims which had been offered; so that when a skir­mish with the ene­my took place, the troops of Age­si­laus won the day in con­se­quence of the report that the Lacedae­mo­ni­ans were vic­to­ri­ous in the naval bat­tle. (see the Greek)

Menander?

Sup­pos­ed­ly the word is used by Menan­der (Per­ic. 993), (4th cen­tu­ry BC), but I can’t find the Greek text online any­where to ver­i­fy that.

Homer

Homer used the term twice in The Odyssey (8th cen­tu­ry BC) in 14.152 and 14.166, but The Odyssey was so ancient by New Tes­ta­ment times that I don’t think of it as much help in deter­min­ing con­tem­po­rary usage. I’m stretch­ing it to include 4th and 5th cen­tu­ry ref­er­ences. Homer was as ancient to them as Chaucer is to us. Which, in case you’ve for­got­ten Chaucer, reads like this: “Whilom, as olde sto­ries tellen us, Ther was a duc that high­te The­seus; Of Atthenes he was lord and gov­ernour, And in his tyme swich a con­quer­our…” – not much help to a schol­ar from the year 4,000 in deter­min­ing how a word is used in 2010. Bring­ing in stuff from the 4th cen­tu­ry BC is about as ancient as I care to get.

If I learn of more ref­er­ences (or if I have any mis­takes point­ed out to me) I’ll update this post.

Half of All Marriages Do NOT End In Divorce

IMG_9474Recent­ly I heard it again, “Half of all mar­riages end in divorce.”

I want­ed to take my lap­top and hurl it through a win­dow. It’s hard to be sure what the divorce rate in Amer­i­ca is, but it’s not 50%.

Here’s how the mis­lead­ing notion came about: one year some­one noticed that there had been 1,200,000 divorces and 2,400,000 mar­riages. Not think­ing clear­ly, this per­son con­clud­ed that 50% of all mar­riages end in divorce. And not think­ing clear­ly, our whole cul­ture agreed.

The error is hard to see, so per­haps an exam­ple will help. Imag­ine that there were 100,000 births and 50,000 deaths in one year. Would you con­clude that half of all peo­ple die?

Clear­ly not. And that high­lights the prob­lem: although it seems like you’re com­par­ing apples and apples, you’re real­ly com­par­ing apples and apple wedges. The real ques­tion is: if 10,000 peo­ple get mar­ried in 2010, how many will remain mar­ried until part­ed by death? And the answer is: we won’t know until 5,000 peo­ple are dead.

For a bet­ter per­spec­tive on this, see the 2005 NY Times arti­cle Divorce Rate: It’s Not As High As You Think. For a con­trary view, see the nor­mal­ly reli­able Straight Dope which main­tains that the 50% fig­ure is rea­son­able.

I’ll give you a thought exper­i­ment just to mess with your mind: sup­pose I pull in $10,000 a month and that my expens­es are $5,000 a month. Half of all my income ends up divorced from my wal­let. Am I in good finan­cial shape or bad finan­cial shape? Why is your reac­tion to this sto­ry dif­fer­ent than your reac­tion to a sto­ry claim­ing there are 100,000 mar­riages in a month and 50,000 divorces in a month? And why do we pre­fer to say that half of all mar­riages end in divorce rather than observ­ing that twice as many peo­ple are get­ting mar­ried as are get­ting divorced?

Any­way, that’s what I have to say about that. I have lit­tle doubt that Amer­i­can mar­riages are fac­ing great pres­sure and that for a num­ber of rea­sons the divorce rate is dis­turbing­ly high — but it’s not 50%.

What Does The Bible Require of a Church?

Agios NikolaosAn alum­na of my min­istry recent­ly sent me an email ask­ing what the Bib­li­cal require­ments of a church were. I thought about it for a bit, and this is what I came up with. I’m sure the list of require­ments that I have below is incom­plete, and I wel­come sug­ges­tions for improve­ment.

But if you, like my for­mer stu­dent, are look­ing for a church home then med­i­tate on these points.

Here’s the email I sent her.


What does the Bible require of a church? Prob­a­bly not the things you expect. The Bible doesn’t require that a church meets on Sun­day morn­ing (although it does set that as the pat­tern: Acts 20:7; 1 Cor 16:2), nor does it require that a ser­mon be the cen­ter­piece of the meet­ing (although that is cer­tain­ly one way of ful­fill­ing the cri­te­ria of Bib­li­cal teach­ing below).

The most impor­tant thing that God requires of a church is that it be built upon the con­fes­sion of Jesus as God’s Son and Christ (Matthew 16:16–18; 1 Cor 3:10–11). What this means prac­ti­cal­ly is that Christ is the cen­ter of the church and is the focus of its activ­i­ties.

The church should be engaged in per­suad­ing unbe­liev­ers to become dis­ci­ples of Jesus (Matthew 28:18–20; 2 Tim­o­thy 2:2; 2 Tim­o­thy 4:5), which the Great Com­mis­sion defines as bap­tiz­ing them and teach­ing them to obey Christ. Dis­ci­ple­mak­ing also includes tak­ing sin seri­ous­ly and dis­ci­plin­ing impen­i­tent believ­ers (Matthew 18:15–20; 1 Corinthi­ans 5:1–13; 1 Tim­o­thy 5:19–20; Titus 3:9–11).

The church should meet reg­u­lar­ly and the meet­ings should be encour­ag­ing (Hebrews 10:24–25). The encour­age­ment should not come just from the min­istry lead­ers – the com­mu­ni­ty as a whole should be one that strength­ens you. Here is a rep­re­sen­ta­tive list of pas­sages describ­ing how those in the church ought to treat one anoth­er.

  • Greet one anoth­er 2 Corinthi­ans 13:12
  • Show hos­pi­tal­i­ty to one anoth­er 1 Peter 4:9
  • Hon­or one anoth­er Romans 12:10
  • Live in har­mo­ny with one anoth­er Romans 12:16
  • Serve one anoth­er Gala­tians 5:13–14
  • Com­fort one anoth­er 2 Corinthi­ans 1:3–4
  • Encour­age one anoth­er Hebrews 3:12–13
  • Teach and admon­ish one anoth­er Colos­sians 3:16
  • Be for­bear­ing with one anoth­er Eph­esians 4:1–3
  • For­give one anoth­er Colos­sians 3:13
  • Con­fess sin to one anoth­er James 5:16
  • Bear one another’s bur­dens Gala­tians 6:2
  • Love one anoth­er 1st John 4:7–21
  • Search Biblegateway.com for the phrase “one anoth­er” to find more.

There should be singing moti­vat­ed by grat­i­tude to God (Colos­sians 3:16; Eph­esians 5:19–20). Grat­i­tude for who God is and what God has done (both on the cross and in our lives) is what I believe is in mind here. As part of its wor­ship, church­es should also cel­e­brate com­mu­nion on a reg­u­lar basis (1 Corinthi­ans 11:17–34).

The church should also be a com­mu­ni­ty devot­ed to prayer (1 Tim­o­thy 2:8; Eph­esians 6:18). We must remem­ber that when Jesus taught his dis­ci­ples to pray, he taught them to pray togeth­er (it is, after all, “our” Father not “my” father – Matthew 6:9). These sorts of prayers ought to be empha­sized:

  • The ele­ments of the Lord’s Prayer (Matthew 6:9–13, Luke 11:1–4) should always be cen­tral: for God to be glo­ri­fied, for His will to be done, for pro­vi­sion, for for­give­ness, and for holi­ness.
  • For effec­tive evan­ge­lism (Colos­sians 4:2–4, Eph­esians 6:19–20). Note the empha­sis of the prayer: it is not for the lost to be saved so much as for us to be bold and wise wit­ness­es.
  • For gov­ern­ment lead­ers to not inter­fere with our faith, espe­cial­ly not our abil­i­ty to evan­ge­lize (1 Tim­o­thy 2:1–2).
  • For the needs of the church (Eph­esians 6:18). The prayers of the apos­tles serve as excel­lent exam­ples of the sorts of prayers one could offer on behalf of the church (Rom 15:5–6, 13; Eph 1:17–19; Eph 3:16–19; Phi 1:9–11; Col 1:9–12; 1st Thess 3:12–13; 1st Thess 5:23–24; 2nd Thess 1:11–12; 2nd Thess 3:1–5).
  • The elders of the church are specif­i­cal­ly instruct­ed to make them­selves avail­able to pray for the sick (James 5:14–16).

All the spir­i­tu­al gifts should be wel­comed (1 Corinthi­ans 14:26; 1st Corinthi­ans 14:39, 1 Thes­sa­lo­ni­ans 5:19–20), although they should be deployed in such a way as to attract and not repel unbe­liev­ers (1st Corinthi­ans 14:24–25). Their effect on the church should not be chaot­ic (1st Corinthi­ans 14:40).

A church should be led by Bib­li­cal­ly qual­i­fied lead­ers:

  • Who teach Bib­li­cal truth (2 Tim­o­thy 1:13–14; 2 Tim­o­thy 3:16–17; 2 Tim­o­thy 4:2; 1 Tim­o­thy 4:13; Titus 1:9)
  • Who exer­cise appro­pri­ate author­i­ty (Hebrews 13:17; 1 Tim 4:11–12; 2nd Tim­o­thy 2:22–25; Titus 2:15)
  • Who are above reproach in both char­ac­ter and rela­tion­ships (1 Tim 3:1–13; Titus 1:5–9)

The church ought to care for the poor, espe­cial­ly poor believ­ers. (2nd Corinthi­ans 8–9; James 1:27; 1st Tim­o­thy 5:16; Gal 2:9–10; Gal 6:10; Acts 6:1–4). And the poor should be wel­comed into the life of the com­mu­ni­ty (James 2:1–7).

The church ought to also pay min­is­ters – both those who teach and lead with­in the church itself (1st Tim­o­thy 5:17–18; 1st Corinthi­ans 9:3–14; Gala­tians 6:6) and those who are sent out as mis­sion­ar­ies (3 John 5–8; Romans 16:1–2; Philip­pi­ans 4:10–20)

In order to facil­i­tate these lat­ter two points the church should be receiv­ing offer­ings (Acts 4:32–37; 1st Corinthi­ans 16:1–2), although it does not appear that they must be received in any par­tic­u­lar way.

There are prob­a­bly oth­er things church­es should be doing as well, but these seem to me to be essen­tial. No church will be per­fect, of course. Give them the same grace that you give to fel­low believ­ers, but avoid church­es that are not at least attempt­ing to ful­fill these man­dates.

[Jan­u­ary 23, 2010 update: after some feed­back on my Face­book notes page, I decid­ed to add the para­graph about prayer. I also made a few small changes.]

My Philosophy of Rain

raincloudsIt is rain­ing right now in the San Fran­cis­co Bay Area. It has been rain­ing all day.

This is rare, and it under­stand­ably con­fus­es Stan­ford stu­dents. They came to Stan­ford because they thought all of Cal­i­for­nia was San Diego. That and because Stan­ford is awe­some. But the San Diego thing was def­i­nite­ly a tip­ping fac­tor. Rain is not fea­tured promi­nent­ly in the Stan­ford recruit­ing mate­ri­als.

In sit­u­a­tions like this some peo­ple con­tem­plate skip­ping Bible study (you know who you are).

I thought I should take this oppor­tu­ni­ty to clar­i­fy my posi­tion on rain: Bible stud­ies do not get can­celed on account of rain. That’s base­ball. And pic­nics. But not Bible stud­ies.

And you should not skip Bible stud­ies because it is rain­ing. Show up wet. That’s why we bap­tize you. So you’ll learn not to fear water. And if you haven’t been bap­tized, come to Bible study and kill two birds with one stone.

And as for our week­ly meet­ing… don’t even think about it. We’ll have that one even if Jesus tells me the Rap­ture is sched­uled for 7:35pm on a Wednes­day. I fig­ure those who are left behind will have some­thing to talk about in our absence.

So… yeah. That’s what I have to say about that.

beware the H1XA virus

ChanchocheI sent this email out to my stu­dents last night and received such pos­i­tive feed­back I thought I’d share it here for my fel­low cam­pus min­is­ters to adapt for use on their own cam­pus.

In case you just stum­bled upon this through some ran­dom inter­net search, I lead a min­istry called Chi Alpha Chris­t­ian Fel­low­ship which is abbre­vi­at­ed with the Greek let­ters XA. That should be all you need to know in order to laugh/groan/hurl toma­toes at the below email.

Mem­bers of the Stan­ford Com­mu­ni­ty,

In addi­tion to the H1N1 virus — the so-called “swine flu” — sweep­ing
our cam­pus, there is anoth­er and more insid­i­ous infec­tion to beware.

I speak, of course, of the H1XA virus — the so-called “divine flu”.

The H1XA virus is extreme­ly con­ta­gious. Symp­toms include joy,
friend­ship, and a pro­found sense of spir­i­tu­al cen­tered­ness. Car­ri­ers
can be iden­ti­fied by their cheer­ful coun­te­nance, their moral
lifestyle, and occa­sion­al­ly by their styl­ish t‑shirts. Should you meet
some­one already infect­ed, know that there is no cure (espe­cial­ly if
they already have a t‑shirt). Avoid them lest you your­self be seized
by divine pur­pose accom­pa­nied by rap­tur­ous joy and immer­sion in
mean­ing­ful com­mu­ni­ty.

There will be a pub­lic meet­ing tomor­row (Wednes­day) night at 7:30pm in
370–370 to dis­cuss this dis­ease in more detail. Please know that
epi­de­mo­nolo­gists are avail­able to help pre­vent this dis­ease from
spread­ing. Bring every­one you know who is not already infect­ed.

Do not despair. It will be tough, but we can pull through this togeth­er.

Should con­di­tions on cam­pus become unbear­able, we can all flee to the
woods Oct 17–18. Get your escape tick­et at http://xastanford.org/events

Sin­cere­ly,

Glen (a con­cerned mem­ber of the cam­pus com­mu­ni­ty)

Hope you find it use­ful. Or at least amus­ing. I’ll even set­tle for mem­o­rable. 😉

And if you’re a Stan­ford stu­dent who did­n’t receive this lit­tle charmer, sign up for our mail­ing list at https://mailman.stanford.edu/mailman/listinfo/chialpha-fellowship!